bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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officialunitedstates:

why do people keep saying “nothing much” after I say “sup?” ??  I need to know if we’re having supper or not

aw that sucks :(

—me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

officialunitedstates:

reblog if you’re an introvert.  log out and go play sports if you’re an extrovert

politicsprepandpearls:

Feminist: a person who supports feminism.

Feminism: the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

  • Me: buys thing online
  • Me 3 hours later: Okay where is it

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage