netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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officialunitedstates:

why do people keep saying “nothing much” after I say “sup?” ??  I need to know if we’re having supper or not

aw that sucks :(

—me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

officialunitedstates:

reblog if you’re an introvert.  log out and go play sports if you’re an extrovert